If you're looking for short, sweet quotes for your Instagram captions or letterboards, here's a collection of sayings to get you through your first year.
Feel free to switch 'em up and pick from the ones that speak to you the most – a 'newborn' quote could easily work for an 11-month-old. Some are funny and some are sentimental but all of them help convey how special your baby boy or baby girl is.
Newborn Baby Captions
- This home runs on cuddles and caffeine.
- Hello, I'm new here!
- I’m kind of a big deal.
- Last name '"Ever," first name "Cutest."
- Worth the wait.
- New to our crew.
- I miss womb service.
- The smallest things take up the most room in our hearts
- First, we had you, and now we have everything.
- There's a new boss in the office.
- Our sequel is released!
- Instructions not included.
- Fresh out of the oven and ready for snugglin’.
- You’re everything I never knew I wanted.
- Your first breath took ours away.
- You’re so small, yet you take up my entire heart.
- I don’t know yet who you will be, but I know you are my everything.
- I love you to the moon and back.
- Little one, you are so loved.
- You are my greatest adventure.
- I’ll love you more than you’ll ever know.
- Ten tiny fingers, 10 perfect toes; fill our hearts with love that overflows.
- You are my happily ever after.
One Month Old Baby Captions
- Don’t scare me I poop easily.
- World’s most expensive alarm clock.
- Will cuddle for milk!
- The snuggle is real.
- Mr. One-derful.
- Little Miss One-derful.
- This month has been a wild-One
- Started from the belly now I’m here…
- Dream big, our little star.
- You're everything I never knew I wanted.
- You're so small, yet you take up my entire heart.
- Show me that smile baby, and I'll show you the world.
- I created my very own sunshine!
- Twinkle twinkle, little star. Do you know how loved you are?
- Thank you for choosing me.
- From head to toe, you’re all the joy I know.
- You are my sunshine.
- Happiness is homemade.
Two Month Old Baby Captions
- I’ll have a bottle of the house white.
- Hey girl. Those dark circles really make your eyes pop.
- No hair, don't care.
- To do list: eat, cry, poop.
- Two little, too cute.
- I’m Two sweet.
- I’m Two-riffic.
- Monkey see, monkey two!
- Two legit to quit.
- Born two be wild.
- Love you Two the moon and back
- I’m not crying; I’m just ordering dinner.
- This tiny human is my whole heart.
- A sleeping baby is the new happy hour.
Three Month Old Baby Captions
- Our favorite reason to lose sleep.
- This is my backup outfit.
- Eat, sleep, be cute, repeat.
- Get milk or cry trying.
- Sleep all day. Party all night.
- Three months of googling everything
- Let’s have a three-esta, it’s like a siesta… I’m tired.
- Wild and three.
- Stealing 3rd.
- I like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite
- In this home, we run on love, coffee, and baby smiles.
- Spit happens.
- The sleep you ordered is out of stock.
- Feeling cute. Might have a meltdown later. IDK
Four Month Old Baby Captions
- Spit-up is my new favorite accessory.
- Party at my crib 3 am.
- Hi there, baby bear.
- Mom just changed my outfit. Should I spit up or poop on it first?
- Stealing hearts and making farts
- How am I already a third of a year?
- An un-four-getable 4 months
- 4 un-four-getable months!
- I’m a four-nado.
- Four-ever wild.
- Four-ever sweet.
- I’m made four-adventure.
- Jump four joy!
- Love you four-ever.
- May the fourth be with you.
Five Month Old Baby Captions
- I may be small, but I’m the boss.
- #teamnosleep
- High five!
- Five is a vibe.
- Five fabulous months
- Her royal five-ness.
- His royal five-ness.
- This is what an awesome five-month-old looks like
- Sweet smile, stinky everything else!
- I don't always spit up, but when I do, I aim for the cutest outfit.
Six Month Old Baby Captions
- Nap? No thanks.
- The tooth fairy has an evil twin called the teething fairy.
- I like big bows and I cannot lie.
- Happy ½ dozen.
- Sweet, sassy and six months old.
- Go shawty, it’s your ½ birthday.
- All I want for my ½ birthday is real food.
- Level 6 unlocked.
- Who needs a pacifier when you have a thumb?
- I'm not drooling, I'm just watering the garden.
Seven Month Old Baby Captions
- Don't look at me! That smell is coming from my dad/mom.
- I don’t know what I’m doing. But mom keeps saying she’s proud of me.
- Giggles, cries and chunky things.
- Seven is so sweet.
- In seventh heaven.
- Once I was seven months old.
- Tiny but mighty.
- From small beginnings come great things.
- I'm not a morning person. Can we try this again later?
- I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm the boss around here.
Eight Month Old Baby Captions
- Ain’t nobody got time for naps.
- Mom keeps buying toys but I’d rather play with the remote.
- These teeth were made for chomping.
- I woke up this cute.
- I’m the reason we’re always late.
- Eight is great.
- Let her sleep, for when she wakes up, she will move mountains.
- The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts.
- I'm a tiny human with big dreams.
- I'm not just cute, I'm also very good at getting what I want.
- Level 8 unlocked.
- I 8 the sandbox.
Nine Month Old Baby Captions
- Creepin, crawlin, cute as can be.
- Born to be wild! Until like 7pm or so.
- Nine months in, nine months out.
- I still live with my parents.
- Alexa, change my diaper.
- My mom’s not a regular mom; she’s a cool mom.
- My parents think they’re in charge. They’re so cute.
- Boss baby.
- You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.
- Together is my favorite place to be.
- It feels fine to be 9.
- It's 9 time!
Ten Month Old Baby Captions
- #doubledigits
- Ten months old and good as gold.
- You hold my heart, and I'll hold your hand.
- Why are you so obsessed with me?
- Nobody puts baby in a corner.
- I’m made of sugar (and a little bit of spice!).
- We will never have this day again, so let’s make it count!
- The days are long, but the years are short.
- If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart.
- Why walk when I can be carried?
Eleven Month Old Baby Captions
- I was up all night keeping my parents awake and now I’m exhausted.
- 11 months old & can’t be controlled.
- 11 months old & feeling bold.
- The littlest things in life truly are the best things.
- Little package, great big deal!
- Hello, my name is Trouble.
- No matter how big you get, you’ll always be my baby.
- You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
- You are my masterpiece.
- Let me love you a little more before you’re not little anymore.
Twelve Month Old Baby Captions
- 365 days on earth.
- One whole year of awesome.
- Twinkle twinkle little star, one-derful is what you are.
- This is what an awesome one year old looks like.
- 365 days of loving you.
- One. Oh what fun.
- Best. Year. Ever.
- Today I eat cake.
- It’s been a wild one.
- Now I’m a wild one.
- My 1st birthday.
- Hip hip hooray I’m one today!
- One wonderful year.
- I’m one in a melon!
What captions did I miss?
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